With Great Creativity Comes Great Responsibility

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing--Mark Twain

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You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I’ll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. 

(Source: coleslaws)

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bronte-isabella:

You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it’s just God’s salt. And God’s just waiting to eat us.